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The Sword In The Stump

from Basket Fever by Evil Sword

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lyrics

There’s rebar in that tree
And human guts and teeth
When it got hungry
It ate people like you and me
When they tried to count the rings
They found all kinds of things
Plastic, and glass and hair
And a rotten rocking chair
Teacups, bird beaks
They excavated that thing for weeks
It was real big, it was hard to kill
It took feats of bravery and skill

Amidst the piles of crap
Stands the depraved lumberjack
His work is done today
But he’ll never really walk away
He’s gonna hit it with his fists
And smack it with his axe
Till everybody says calm down
That thing is dead already, can’t you just relax?
But oh no
He’s gonna chew it up at the roots
Till he’s broken every tooth
Watch the senseless barage go on and on
Untill every last shred of wood is gone

Why does he hate the trees
And why doesn’t he understand
Even when every last one of them
Has been thoroughly eradicated from the land
He still will never be happy
Never be happy
Never be happy
Never be happy

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from Basket Fever, released October 13, 2023

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